Britney Spears being held captive in Beverly Hills strip malls

Or so goes the new weird claims centered around the conservatorship.
TMZ says, Attorney John Eardley filed papers in federal court last Thursday, alleging the California courts have railroaded Britney by imposing a conservatorship. Eardley tells us Britney called him, but he would not disclose the circumstances surrounding the alleged call or what she said. We do know that Michael Sands, who used to be the spokesperson for K-daddy’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is now the mouthpiece for Eardley. And Sands also reps Sam Lutfi, who is now restrained from all things Britney.
And more crazy.
AP says, “Anyone who’s under a conservatorship can argue that they’ve lost their civil rights,” said Peter Tiersma, a law professor who teaches trusts and wills at Loyola Law School. “That’s what a conservatorship does, it takes away some of your rights.”
If the federal court were to take jurisdiction of the Spears case, said Tiersma, “that would mean that anyone under a conservatorship could do this, and that’s a loophole you could drive a truck through.”
Lost her civil rights? Like back of the bus stuff here? She is trouncing around Beverly Hills shopping, smoking and texting. Someone please take me captive. Daddy needs a new pair of shoes. I am beginning to think this is just a big act put on by the Media. I mean, this just can’t be real. Every day it’s something new, its more intriguing than new installments of Lost.